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      Friday, October 07, 2005             
    Helloooooo, weekend. How I've missed you. Come to Tavie...    Why are you in Tavie's head? 10:26 PM | shower me with attention  
   
  
   
  
 
     Thursday, October 06, 2005             
    I didn't know this until a minute ago-- Nipsey Russell is dead!
  Rest in peace, Tin Man.
  On this road there's a happy throng so fall right in and eeeeeeease along...    Why are you in Tavie's head? 10:37 PM | shower me with attention  
   
  
   
  
 
        
    When I got home Gina was on the phone with her sister, yelling about something. When I came in she said, "WE DON'T TELL TAVIE THESE THINGS, WE DON'T TELL TAVIE OR SHE'LL KILL US ALL!"
  "What's going on?" I said warily.
  "What, you yelled it at me the moment I got home, you called your sister about it, but we can't tell Tavie?" Cheryl said.
  "We don't tell Tavie when things like this happen or else she'll kill us," Gina said.
  "What's going on?" I repeated.
  "NOTHING!" Gina screamed.
 
  "I need to sign on." I went to CNN.com, reasoning that if it weren't important enough to be on the front page, it was nothing to worry about. 
  She was talking about this.
  "I don't kill for terrorist attacks..."
  Let me make this clear: I will only kill my loved ones, quickly and suddenly with a clean shot to the back of the head, if I find out some sort of natural, unstoppable disaster, is about to occur, like an earth-destroying comet or sudden ice age.
  (Also, I'm not really going to do that, because I will never touch a gun as long as I live.)    Why are you in Tavie's head? 7:06 PM | shower me with attention  
   
  
   
  
 
     Wednesday, October 05, 2005             
    Argh, come back!    Why are you in Tavie's head? 10:54 PM | shower me with attention  
   
  
   
  
 
        
    Happy tailors, happy workers, happy farmers, happy girls
  Happy widowers, happy freelance artists, happy welders, happy world
  Happy drinkers, happy thinkers, happy musicians, happy beauticians
  Happy mayors, happy pairs, happy call girls, happy hula bo-o-oys.
  Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pie.    Why are you in Tavie's head? 7:57 PM | shower me with attention  
   
  
   
  
 
     Tuesday, October 04, 2005             
    I almost forgot: something fucking scary happened to Steph'm at the movies, she was chewing a Juicy Fruit, and it dissolved in her mouth.
  Completely.
  Has this ever happened in the history of gum? Is this a new thing I don't know about? Does gum dissolve now?
  Freaked me the fuck out, let me tell you.    Why are you in Tavie's head? 11:44 PM | shower me with attention  
   
  
   
  
 
        
    I saw Broken Flowers with Steph'm tonight. Jeffrey Wright is a genius. That man is so versatile.
  I had a pork chop for dinner.
  I-yi-yi-yi... got nothing else to say.
  Today I asked my mom if my dad knew it was Rosh Hashanah. She said she guessed he did but he wasn't celebrating it because he's strictly a "culinary Jew".
  I love it.
  I called him and said Happy New Year anyway to see if it meant anything to him. It did, he got all happy and babbled something to me in Yiddish. I don't understand Yiddish but it was nice of him to make the effort.
  I'm not very Jew-y.
  I had a pork chop for dinner, did I mention? Mmmm. Broiled goodness.    Why are you in Tavie's head? 11:40 PM | shower me with attention  
   
  
   
  
 
     Monday, October 03, 2005             
    It is "monkeys".
  Not "monkies".
  "Monkeys".
  Awesome. I thought it was!    Why are you in Tavie's head? 11:19 PM | shower me with attention  
   
  
   
  
 
     Sunday, October 02, 2005             
    Today was Fall Cleaning Day. We were very good girls and cleaned the whole apartment.
  I want to watch the rest of Firefly as a reward but everyone's all involved in football.
 
  Football.
  Echh.    Why are you in Tavie's head? 5:19 PM | shower me with attention  
   
  
   
  
 
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