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Mon Capitan is on tour for two weeks starting tonight. That means that, for many purposes, I have to be J-Rock at work. What that means is that the Dippity-Do's won't leave me alone for even a second. They bug me a lot now, but with Mon Capitan gone, they're going to come running to me with every boo-boo.

I plan to get a lot of sleep this weekend in preparation for this, because the worst part about J-Rock being gone is that I will have no one close at hand to complain to under my breath. And if you know me at all, you know that I am a whiner. That's how I get through my days. I did it all through college. Bitching and moaning is an integral part of my process. That's how I got all my A's. Ask Gina, she had to hear about it every time I had a paper due. I get the shit done, but I have to bitch and moan about it.

Enjoy your tour-cation, J-Rock...

Why are you in Tavie's head? 11:01 PM | shower me with attention

Thursday, March 09, 2006

Let's see, what can I say.

Last night I drank the most beers I'd ever had at one time. It was fun.

Today we watched the season finale of Project Runway. The wrong person won. Oh, well.

That's it. That's really all I have. I'm very sorry.

Oh! I thought of another thing! They have sugar-free syrups at Starbucks now. Vanilla and hazelnut. Three days in a row now I've had venti lattes with various sweetnesses. That's $5 coffees. That's sick. It's sad. I can't live like this. I can't afford to live like this. But they're so fucking good. I have a problem. Please help me. I'm addicted to giant designer coffees.

Why are you in Tavie's head? 9:56 PM | shower me with attention

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Hoohoohoohoohooheeheeheeheehoohooheehee!!!!! Gina and I made Cheryl watch Guy Maddin's Sissy Boy Slap Party tonight.

I'm high on laughter endorphins!!!

Why are you in Tavie's head? 11:16 PM | shower me with attention

Sunday, March 05, 2006

I have indoctrinated myself into the sudoku craze. I bought a book (edited by my hero Will Shortz) at the airport last weekend and have been hypnotized by the number-filling goodness.

Thought you should all know.

Why are you in Tavie's head? 8:23 PM | shower me with attention