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caroline
cartoon brew
chris
cityroom
consumerist
erin
gena/ deadly stealth frogs
gothamist
jim hill
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kithblog
matt k
mike t
nathan
post secret
rynn
sarah
sarah c
sean
tea rose
toby
tom


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american elf
american stickman
elfquest
lolcats!
masque of the red death
the perry bible fellowship
toothpaste for dinner
ultrajoebot
xkcd

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Thursday, July 29, 2004
There once was a very fast typist
who got a bad job, god knows why. Pissed
at her boring employment
she derived her enjoyment
from becoming a world-class gripe-ist.

Meter needs work.

I once met a girl who would be bored
so often that she'd sleep at her keyboard.
She awoke with a sore head
from the dents in her forehead,
half-choked by the drool-dampened mouse cord. And half-choked by her own USB cord.

The last rhyme is imperfect. Needs a (rhymes with "be") before the "cord". Still.*

*Fixed. My sister suggested a better rhyme.

 Why are you in Tavie's head? 10:23 AM | shower me with attention