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And now, because I don't feel like working yet, or going to lunch (read "studying"), or doing much of anything at the moment, here is an expanded list of Courses Available at Tavie U.:

Ululating Like Yoko - Because language is a core requirement. Professor Ade is the best in this department. You'll be fluent in no time.
Belching on Cue - Another science requirement. I will teach you everything you need to know.
How to Grow Your Hair 101 - I wrote my doctoral thesis on this one.
Advanced Time-Wasting - An example of which you are reading right now. Are you not impressed?

Please come to our school. Please o please o please. We will provide snacks and head-rubs.

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