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Day One of eating properly: a total bust.

Is today Day One again? Time will tell.

I have decided that from now on, whenever I am caught in a mistake or called on an inaccuracy, or even caught in a lie, I will respond with: "Big Chief Custer? No, he killed many paleface that day!"

Examples:

Theresa: I thought you said you were going to come in on time today.
Tavie: Big Chief Custer? No, he killed many paleface that day!

Djin: I thought you said you were going to send me that email about my mix tape.
Tavie: Big Chief Custer? No, he killed many paleface that day!

Kitana: Actually I think it's spelled t-o-n-g-u-e, not t-o-u-n-g-e.
Tavie: Big Chief Custer? No, he killed many paleface that day!

Why are you in Tavie's head? 9:32 AM | shower me with attention