Okay, there isn't much here, in fact, there is very little here, but this page will _definitely_ grow, everything has to start out somewhere right?
Added 7/9/00: More sounds from Rynn:

"..Well, that went better than I could have possibly imagined."

"...Hey, group hug! Terrific.

"...From NR's "Smoking" episode.

"Dave reads Milos' complaint.

"...You are a remarkable woman."

"...Oh, I did so want to be here for the Big Cookie!."

"...no, I would hate to."

From the Comedy Central KITH marathon in '99.

"...gettin' healthy."

"...11:35 am, test subject now wicked smart...."

"...ever been bitch slapped?."

"...what's wrong with you?."

"...Did I steal this from sarah? Yeah, that's right! {slam}."

"...what he likes about Lisa...."

"...per penis."

"...marching band...."

"...no coffee."

"...in god's name...."

Here are a couple of .wavs from some Dave interviews. I can't remember where they're from, but they're, uh, (c) the people who made them. I'll take 'em down when they send the police to get me. ;)

"...does he miss the Kids?."

"...bugs talk?...."

I couldn't resist. Here are some soundbytes, given to me by a friend, from Dave's infamous "vagina" appearance on Conan.

"...can I say vagina?."

"...I'm afraid I can't say it and not make that face...."

"...vagina...."

Rynn also sent me this soundbyte from a Dave appearance on "Politically Correct with Bill Maher" that I can't get enough of. Hilarious.

"...Dave's own "Modest Proposal"...."