The title of today's sermon is: Jeezy Creezy, the midwest is FULL of religious people!!!!
Just got back from a three day drive from KC Mo (the best place in the WORLD!) and my mind is still awhirl with the knowledge that so many people are looking forward to meeting Jesus....I wonder why? Bumper stickers, road signs, small signs posted to trees, the religious group, hanging out in the lobby of the hotel where we spent the night in Indiana, preaching the word of god...and the biggest FUCKIN CROSS I have EVER seen!!! It was as tall as a three story building and sort of had this 3D effect going on....I can't really describe it, but it was HUGE! It was standing in this corn field not to far from a giant white warehouse. I told my friend Sheri that it must be god's warehouse. (Tavie told me earlier that I had more cheese then god, but I told here that god has more cheese then me and he stores it in his warehouse in Indiana) The last few days Jesus was in my face at almost every turn and all I could think was how lucky I was that I already knew him. Good ol' Jesus...he works at my warehouse as a truck driver, maybe I should tell him he needs to move to Indiana to work in god's warehouse and meet all the people that can't wait to meet him.

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