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All anyone could talk about when I got to work this morning was the overpowering gas smell that was making everyone feel queasy. Oblivious as I am to most odors, I was nevertheless mildly concerned as email after email arrived from Human Resources reassuring us that it was being investigated and if necessary any evacuation procedures would be posted.

I even got a concerned text message from Atlanta Steve about it!

It is true that I felt light-headed by afternoon, but I can almost guarantee you that was due to the incredibly slight amount of calories I took in all day until, desperate, I ran down to the grocery store and bought a low-carb protein bar and a container of cottage cheese.

I like vegetable soup, but lack of protein + potential enormous gas leak makes me woozy...

Why are you in Tavie's head? 7:08 PM | shower me with attention