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Today I was standing at the fax machine and my boss's boss stopped in front of me and yelled, "YOU HAVE LEGS!" in her strong South African accent. Someone in Client Services started giggling.

It's true, I do have legs.

I wore a skirt today because I was dressing hopefully. A skirt and sandals, in hopes that today's weather would be like yesterday's.

It was not. Cold cold cold.

Also, I saw a woman peeing in the street. She wasn't dressed like a crazy person, but she clearly was one, because she was bent at the waist with her ass in the gutter and a huge stream of pee like something out of a horse splashed into the street. This was directly across the street from where I work. It was disgusting.

Why are you in Tavie's head? 9:04 PM | shower me with attention

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Why are you in Tavie's head? 11:45 PM | shower me with attention

Nope nope nope nope nope.

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Tuesday, April 18, 2006

I've found the best use for YouTube ever, and that is searching for and watching You Can't Do That on Television.

Which was my favourite show as a child. And for some reason it's not available on DVD. Isn't that ludicrous?

Why are you in Tavie's head? 10:44 PM | shower me with attention

Holy crap, the tram's stuck! It's been stuck for 5 hours!

Holy crap, that's so scary.

I wonder if there's anyone I know up there.

Oh my god, I hope none of them have to go to the bathroom.

Why are you in Tavie's head? 10:18 PM | shower me with attention

I've been making fun of Gina for being addicted to her jewel game, and then I went and got addicted to a game exactly like it but with cute little animals instead of jewels.

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Monday, April 17, 2006

Yesterday's Acrostic, Clue E:

"Marc Antony's wife, who raised Cleopatra's children

_______"

WHEE!

Why are you in Tavie's head? 10:03 PM | shower me with attention

I was going to post about Eastover last night but I came over all nauseous and was up half the night trying not to throw up. I don't know what's up with that. I feel sick again tonight too and it's not like I've been eating anything wildly different or exotic. My digestion just sucks now. Also my spacebar seems to be on the fritz -- I have to bang it really hard.

There, that'll do for the complaints for now.

We had a really lovely Eastover. The first part of it was spent in the Prospect Park with the Stephanies and Kathy and Puppy, having a barbecue. Then me and Gina and Cheryl went over to TJ's where she and my parents and TJ's friend Myra were and we had a big Passover-inspired feast. There was even a grand pantomime where I "hid" the matzoh and my dad pretended he couldn't find it and then Tante Joan gave me the gift. And I presented her with the scarf, which went over really well. Also, I watched about a third of Godspell, which is my personal Easter tradition.

FUCK THIS SPACE BAR!!!!!

Why are you in Tavie's head? 9:30 PM | shower me with attention

Sunday, April 16, 2006

I did it I did it I did it I did it I FINISHED THE SCARF I'VE BEEN KNITTING FOR A YEAR.

From Knitty's "Branching Out" pattern, made of laceweight baby alpaca, natural off-white.

I feel satisfied.

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