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Today I was standing at the fax machine and my boss's boss stopped in front of me and yelled, "YOU HAVE LEGS!" in her strong South African accent. Someone in Client Services started giggling.

It's true, I do have legs.

I wore a skirt today because I was dressing hopefully. A skirt and sandals, in hopes that today's weather would be like yesterday's.

It was not. Cold cold cold.

Also, I saw a woman peeing in the street. She wasn't dressed like a crazy person, but she clearly was one, because she was bent at the waist with her ass in the gutter and a huge stream of pee like something out of a horse splashed into the street. This was directly across the street from where I work. It was disgusting.

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