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Today I got an email with my login information and federal return receipt from a website for filing your taxes online.

Some dizzy broad named MONTAVITA thinks that my email address, which I've had for 12 years, is suddenly her email address.

If I didn't fear the law, I swear I'd try to get her tax return deposited into my bank account.

Then, in the same day, I got some forward with some stupid joke about a priest sipping vodka and I didn't recognize any of the names, nor the sender. So Montavita is perhaps giving her "new" email address out?

Wow, it's been awhile since someone thought that putting their first name + @aol.com automatically means that's their email address. I used to get emails all the time from people thinking I was their aunt or their sister or their mom or their long-lost friend. And then I'd politely tell them to please check their email address, and they'd think I was pulling their leg or having them on or what-have-you.

Now I'm a grumpy old coot and I wish people would learn that this is my damn email address, not theirs.

And Montavita is a stupid name.

Why are you in Tavie's head? 9:02 PM | shower me with attention