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Santy Claus, who is off in Peru spending her money on girl drinks, is never going to get around to buying me the new computer battery and power cord she promised me, so I chomped the proverbial piece of ammunition and spent an enormous (for me) sum of money, ordering them online today.

Since I know Santy Claus lies about reading my blog, maybe she'll read this and feel guilty.

But that's very evil and passive-aggressive of me. Santy Claus owes me nothing. It is no good being a spoiled rotten brat: if you want things in this world, you'd do best to set about getting them for yourself. (Which isn't to say I wouldn't accept reimbursment from Santy Claus in this matter, because boy, would I.)

In other news, boy am I thirsty.

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