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I've been very dehydrated for the past few days. Does anyone ever get that as a cold symptom? I haven't taken antihistamines in two days, so it can't be that. I'm not drinking more coffee than usual, but I'm still completely dry and thirsty no matter how much water I drink; I can practically hear my eyelids rustle when I blink.

Why are you in Tavie's head? 1:30 PM | shower me with attention

Thursday, October 21, 2004

Aw, I'm a surly drunk. Sorry Mom. I know you meant well. It's just that gifts from the maternity department will never make me feel good, unless I am pregnant, which I shall never be.

Goodnight evrabuddy!

Why are you in Tavie's head? 11:31 PM | shower me with attention

How fucking fat am I? My mother ruined something when she did my laundry (without my asking her to) and offered to replace it. So she went to Old Navy and came back with the same shirt only from the maternity department, and she's like, "Oh yeah that looks good" and I'm like "It's a FUCKING TENT". It was huge. Jesus.

I know I'm fat but I don't look fucking pregnant, do I?!

Don't shop for me, just give me the cash when you ruin my blouse and I'll replace it myself. Fuck.

The department dinner was tonight and it was fun. J-Dawg is very funny although those other two are too quiet and Guy Next To Me talks real loud after two Manhattans.

Why are you in Tavie's head? 11:22 PM | shower me with attention

Wednesday, October 20, 2004

Worst work day ever.*

Horrible, horrible, hideous, don't wanna talk about it. Shouldn't've shown up at all.

*Not counting that day two jobs ago when that plane crashed into that building.

Why are you in Tavie's head? 7:59 PM | shower me with attention

Can I please die now?

Today is worse than yesterday even though I'm not coughing as bad. I feel as if I'd never woken up and my head is disconnected from the rest of my body. I keep making mistakes on really easy things and then catching them just as I send them. I had to take ten minutes just to sit alone in the dark in the break room and concentrate on breathing.

I didn't even take as much cold medicine as I did yesterday. I'm just having a very bad day and I'm very close to going home early.

Why are you in Tavie's head? 11:53 AM | shower me with attention

Tuesday, October 19, 2004

What a long, miserable, miserably long, longly miserable day.

I'm sure I was twice as annoying as usual today. Leave those pigtails alone! They are not for you!

Maybe they are though.

Anyway it's almost Nyquil time again.

Why are you in Tavie's head? 8:08 PM | shower me with attention

Monday, October 18, 2004

She cancelled class! Teach me to blog before I check my email! Hurrah, she cancelled class!!!

Amo te, Magistra! Or, as someone suggested at work today*, Amohay etay, Agistramay!

*"What if you spoke Latin in Pig Latin?"
"You just blew my mind."

Why are you in Tavie's head? 7:32 PM | shower me with attention

I've a miserable cold which came on very suddenly last night in its usual form. I always have the exact same nasty hurty cold but it never lasts very long, so yay.

I intend not to miss any work so I've skipped Latin so that I may take something in the Nyquil family and sleepsleepsleep. It's the second class I've missed in as many weeks but I can't be sorry. I feel too icky to care.

Why are you in Tavie's head? 7:23 PM | shower me with attention

Sunday, October 17, 2004

Keatons for Kerry!

Why are you in Tavie's head? 1:05 PM | shower me with attention

After the Feasting last night, some of us went to see Mother's 5th anniversary show at UCB, a double-length show with many guest stars and lots of the funny. Afterwards I wasted two hours of my life sitting around waiting for my sister to hug a stranger and watching drunk people dance.

Good times.

Why are you in Tavie's head? 1:00 PM | shower me with attention