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Actually, Day Two Without Coffee started at around 4 pm, because that's when I hit the 24-hour mark.

It's hard. I sleep a lot. I surface and eat turkey. I sleep some more. My head hurts. I am really, really, really addicted. Withdrawals hurt.

But I have to go back into the city tomorrow to get my umbrella, which I left in a bar last night*, and feed my pets, which I left in the apartment.

That's tomorrow though. I can go sleep some more now.

*I called and asked about it, and the bartender found it and said, "No wonder you want this back so bad, it's really cool. Listen, a lot of people work here and you might not get it back unless..." and then he proceeded to give me a lot of complicated directions about when to come for it and who to ask and where to tell them he hid it, which makes me feel like a Super Secret Spy or something.

Why are you in Tavie's head? 10:29 PM | shower me with attention