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Thursday, October 21, 2004
How fucking fat am I? My mother ruined something when she did my laundry (without my asking her to) and offered to replace it. So she went to Old Navy and came back with the same shirt only from the maternity department, and she's like, "Oh yeah that looks good" and I'm like "It's a FUCKING TENT". It was huge. Jesus.
I know I'm fat but I don't look fucking pregnant, do I?! Don't shop for me, just give me the cash when you ruin my blouse and I'll replace it myself. Fuck. The department dinner was tonight and it was fun. J-Dawg is very funny although those other two are too quiet and Guy Next To Me talks real loud after two Manhattans. |