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Dear Mom,

If you call Alan Rickman old and ugly one more time, I'm not inviting you to my upcoming film festival (date TBA).

I'm thinking "Sense and Sensibility", "Truly Madly Deeply" and "Close My Eyes". Those are the ones I want to see most. But I'd have to rent them.

Being very lazy, I'll probably be limited to movies we actually own, in which case, it will be "Harry Potter", "Other Harry Potter", "Dogma", "Mesmer", "Bob Roberts" and "Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves" (if I can find it.)

We have rather a fine collection of Rickman movies, don't we, Mom? And I didn't buy a single one. "Old and ugly" from the woman who purchased all those movies? Dost thou protest too much?

Stop insulting my middle-aged British boyfriend.

Your,
Tavie

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