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Ewwwww, why?

Why, four years after I ordered one issue of Playboy which contained an interview with my favourite singer, on a credit card that doesn't even exist anymore, does that publication continue to send me free issues of its magazine? Every few months another one shows up with my name on it. Do they think I subscribed? Is it a computer error? A free promotion to get me to subscribe? Did someone buy me a secret subscription? Is this more of the Campaign to Make Everyone Think Tavie is Gay?

I just don't know what to do with them. Read them? Give them away? To whom?

And, best yet, this issue has Charisma Carpenter on the cover. I just didn't need to see her nipples, ever.

Ewwwww.

Why are you in Tavie's head? 3:04 AM | shower me with attention