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I like to think that ABC is the number four network because they report stuff like this as news.

Not only (should/does) no one care about Ashton Kutcher's age, but citing The National Enquirer as a source is just sloppy. And trashy.

Speaking of the news, last night I saw one of my favourite childhood books, The Devil's Storybook was one of the books "concerned parents" were trying to ban . Didn't we go through all this in the '80s? There was a special Family Ties episode, we all read The Cat Ate My Gymshorts. Enough. That's one of the best books ever. It's sitting next to me right now. (In a pentagram I drew on the floor with goat's blood, like it taught me.)

Why are you in Tavie's head? 1:24 PM | shower me with attention