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Aw fudge. I thought it was tomorrow, even though the records indicate that I used to know what day it was.

So I almost missed MATT DAY.

I ought to be locked up in a smelly toilet for a very long time.

But all is not lost! Like Scrooge on Christmas morn, I've been given a reprieve. I still have time to celebrate, by doing my Latin homework and my Satire homework. As a tribute to my little love, who also is taking Latin and Satire. (Who is pullus and who is ova? Gender would indicate that I am cracked. Count the entendres!)

Happy Matt Day, citizens! Go forth and be brilliant without trying! Make people loathe and adore you! Drink and be merry, but take only cheese fries for nourishment! (I would try to abstain from meat in tribute, but Dr Atkins would have a cow. Or, rather, he would have me have a cow.)

Why are you in Tavie's head? 8:14 PM | shower me with attention