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MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKER I FUCKING HATE YOU FUCKING SHITBAG PIECE OF GODDAMN BITCHMONKEY FUCKWAD SHIT SHIT SHIT

I was going to bring my computer to Disney World because it is my motherfucking computer and I like to have it with me and blog and check my email and other lovely computery things, just like last year when I was able to keep a nice running log of my trip.

But someone's computer broke, and someone told that someone that I was going to be leaving my computer behind so she could spend the week writing Japanese porn on it.

And then someone fucking screamed and screamed and guilted me into leaving my computer behind, even though it is my computer and I like to have it with me.

So don't anyone blog or do anything interesting while I'm gone. I'll be back on Friday.

(Yes, I realize I have a problem when I'm going to Disney World tomorrow but I'm pissed off that I won't have computer access-- yes I realize that is a serious addiction indeed-- but someone who can't go a week without writing Japanese porn ALSO has a big addiction problem. Maybe I'm not so pissed off about the lack of computer access as I am about the lack of sister access.)

I'm getting it out of my system so I can enjoy my beautiful week of fun with my kid brother and my Steph. Who needs her anyway.

(Me.)

(Because let me just say this: I've been to Disney World 24 times in my 24 years, and only once did I go without her. I went with just my mom and it was really nice, but I missed her the whole time.)

(Also I'm just pissed off that I've been guilted into leaving my computer behind.)

I almost forgot, Goose's birthday party was a beautiful thing, even for those of us who revealed how socially awkward we really are when we did nothing but talk to Kitana all night. Yale is really pretty. That's the prettiest dorm I've ever been in. I've not been in a lot of dorms, but still. And my little love is tonic for the soul. My crush on Frankenschni has been renewed with a passion. Also I met famous people like Smita and Cassie, and they were so sweet that I was afraid it would knock me out of ketosis. (Ha ha, Atkins humour.)

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