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Happy Goose day. She's 19 now. Wha happen'? Just yesterday she was an impressive 14-year-old music snob with writing skills that made me hate myself, and now she's an impressive 19-year-old music snob with writing skills that make me hate myself. Wha happen'?

Am I the only person who still calls her Goose now? Should I stop? Because... no.

Overly literal ways to celebrate Goose day:

1. Eat a roast goose. (She always gets mad at me for suggesting this, but I consider it a delicious homage.)
2. Watch Mr Magoo cartoons.
3. Write palindromes.
4. Honk your horn.
5. Fly.

More appropriate ways to celebrate Goose day:

1. Listen to music that only cool people have heard of.
2. Write a children's novel.
3. Get a radio show.
4. Go to Yale.
5. Have shiny hair.

Or you could make a self-parodying fan site for her. 'Member that?

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