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Subj: Not enough Snake.
Date: 10/6/2003 5:29:30 AM Eastern Daylight Time
From: Tavie
To: Kitana

Dear Kitana:

I am writing you this Very Stern Email to inform you that me and Erin have been having a really super one hundred percent INTENSE Degrassi marathon with the tape you made me a million years ago and the tape just ENDED with the EXACT same episode it began with and it's a CRAPPY EPISODE with that girl L.D. I do not like her. Nor do I like that Ho Bag Stephanie and the THIRTY MILLION EPISODES ABOUT HER that were on the tape. (But I do love Arthur and he was in them a lot, so that was cool.)

By the way, that tape was great and thanks for making it for me. Sorry it took me so long to watch it.

But anyway, back to my Very Stern Email: There was nowhere near enough SNAKE or SPIKE episodes, and Joey wore too many berets and not enough fedoras. And those drunken twins are super-creepy. But that's not your fault. Twins are creepy.

Anyway... since Degrassi is like crack and I am now going through withdrawals, this email is simply a by-product of my cold-turkey-style cessation of super-awesome viewership of this most excellent crack. Why didn't you just send me vitamin pills like Joey Jeremiah did in that one episode?

I love you.

Tavie

P.S. Caitlin is super-cute.

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