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Query: do you think a hot Swedish guy would be more likely to fall in love with me if:

1. I admit I'm American

or

2. I pretend to be Canadian?

It's easy to pretend to be Canadian, because I am naturally polite and apologetic, I have the maple leaf on my ankle and on my backpack, and I have an unnatural knowledge of (admittedly very basic) Canadiana for someone of my national background.

But maybe they think Americans are hotter there. There's a question to ponder: who does the International Community find sexier: Americans or Canadians?

Because, I think politically, they'd tend to go with the Canadians. But sexually? Well... we own more of the glamour, the glitz, the sex industry...

Not that you'd get any of those things by talking to me. You'd get some stammery small-talk, likely about the weather. And avoidance of your gaze.

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