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I'm blogging a lot tonight because Andrew fell asleep early on the couch where the good tv is and everyone in the world is asleep (except the putty-tats) so I have no one to talk to (learn to talk, putties!). Not that anyone was wondering, since I always blog too much.

Last week, Erin and I were discussing tv shows whose last season never should have occurred, so we mentally erase them and pretend they never happened:

1. All in the Family. Edith is still alive and kicking, and Archie's Place is just a dream.

2. Roseanne. Speaking of "just a dream", nice attempt at trying to erase it yourselves, but you made the reality a nightmare, too? Dan never died, my friends. Dan is still alive. Jackie can be a lesbian if she wants, but Dan is still alive.

3. Perfect Strangers. They never got married and moved into that stupid house together. What the fuck was that?

4. DuckTales. Bubba Duck and Gizmo Duck should die long, painful deaths. How I loathe them both, ruining one of the best cartoon shows of all time.

Some borderline cases:

5. NewsRadio: As an outspoken advocate of both the fifth season and Jon Lovitz's addition to the cast, I refuse to put this on the official list. But, after time and healing, I am able to admit that it may well have had to go on the list, had they actually moved to New Hampshire.

6. Family Ties. The last season was still good, but Jennifer's HAIR should never have happened. The biggest irony in the history of the show is the episode where Jennifer repeatedly makes fun of Alex for having a big head. Watch those glass walls there, honey, that stone'll go right through 'em. Crimping was never, ever a good idea.

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