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Yesterday was the greatest because after the Little League game we went and ate some extremely unhealthy food in extremely unhealthy quantities, and then came back and drank some alcoholic beverages with Gina's sister and her friends, and then we all decided it would be good idea to fork someone's lawn.

Gina invented that when she was a drunken teenager and she's been telling Goils about it 'round the fire for lo these many moons, so it was very exciting to participate in a forking myself. It was just like being friends with Gina when Gina was in high school. After the forking, we jumped into the car and took off for one of the lady's houses, where we jumped on the trampoline in her backyard until we almost threw up. Then we dashed off home in a hurry and Gina forgot her shoes.

Today me and Gina and her nephew went to the zoo and now we're playing X-Men. I'm Jean Grey, whoever that is, and for some reason I have a Southern accent. We're going to the airport in a couple hours.

Why are you in Tavie's head? 3:19 PM | shower me with attention