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HAPPY KITANA DAY!!!!!

I can't believe she's 22. I really can't. When we first met she was 16 and we were going to see The Buddy Cole show at stupid, overpriced Caroline's. And now she's 22. How'd that even happen?

Well, let me tell you why I'm proud of her: she's in Quebec right now, in a town whose name I can't remember. She's gonna be there for weeks and weeks immersing herself in the French language. She doesn't even HAVE to do it-- she's just enriching herself. You can imagine how particularly impressive this is to a language-phobic like moi. But that's how Kit is. She's like Hermione Granger and Lisa Simpson, only she's got the unique ability to relate, that compassion that so many overachievers seem to lack, and so you have to love her even more for her accomplishments. That's a difficult balance. It's so difficult that most of us end up going the Bart or the Ron Weasley route instead. But she puts in the effort because that's what makes her tick.

Hello, I'm James Caan, I want to find out what makes you tick.

Huh? I think it's time for me to drink another cup of coffee. This caffeine-deprived insane birthday ramble has gone on long enough.

OH MY GOD, I'M ROBO-ROACH!!!!

Why are you in Tavie's head? 2:36 PM | shower me with attention