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Wednesday, May 28, 2003
Attention, members of my household: I will be holding a training session to demonstrate how to cover a tin of catfood with aluminum foil before placing it in the fridge. If your last name begins with the letters A-O or Q-Z, your training session will be held at [time TBA]; if your last name begins with the letter P, your training session will be held every time you step into the kitchen and I happen to be there. Studies show that 3 out of 4 members of this particular household have some questions about how to use aluminum foil, so attendance of this session will be to your benefit.
Thank you for your time. I know that together we can learn how to properly store pet food without having it dry out or spoil, thus ensuring a better future for both our kittens and ourselves. |