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I took the seller's original picture and made it more accurate using Photoshop.

But I'm not using the accurate picture in the item description. I want it to sell.

This is what Steve agrees I should really say to sell the yarn:

"I bought this yarn on ebay and I thought it would be a nice soft spring green but in real life it freakin hurt my eyes. Well, I tried to convince myself that I liked it, and my friends all lied to me except one. She told me it was damn ugly and that she'd laugh at me if I made a sweater out of it and wore it in front of her. Finally, I caved. So I'm selling it. Listen, you'll probably like it-- it's hip and emo. All the cool kids are dressing like old Jewish grammas from South Beach. So buy this yarn and be the hippest ironic emo kid on the block."

But I think I'm gonna go with the standard spiel...

Why are you in Tavie's head? 5:05 PM | shower me with attention