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Thought of Kevin McDonald, and for some reason, tried to picture all of the Kids in the Hall having sex. Not with each other. With other people. Oh, except Bruce, because --WHY? -- and it really isn't much of a challenge now, is it? Realized I could never, ever, ever imagine Kevin on top of anyone. Ever. A true sub.

All I have to do to imagine Kevin McDonald on top of someone is to think of Hotel La Rut. But now I'm imaging all of the Kids in the Hall having sex... yes, with each other.

It's kind of disturbing me.

I DID dream the other night that Dave was my age and that we were driving in a convertible-- I was driving-- racing down a sunny coast. Then we were in a hotel overlooking the sea, and Dave turned into a hideous, enormous, yellow-and-red H.R. Pufnstuf-esque creature (a lot like this); but he was still Dave, and he leaned me back onto the balcony and kissed me passionately with his pointy and somehow sickly-sweet-tasting monster tongue and told me he'd be right back. I awoke missing the taste of it. It was a wonderful, wonderful dream. I wish I could have it again. It was my first Foley dream in ages.

Why are you in Tavie's head? 2:23 AM | shower me with attention