So here is a snippet from the phone conversation I had with my mom the other night
Mom: you really need to lose weight
Me: yes, yes I do
Mom: I mean what happened? You were so cute when you moved up there....
::Dead Silence::
Mom....not that you are ugly now!

So, anyone wonder why all I wanted to do was get up and eat everything in the house? I didn't, but I really wanted to.