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Tuesday, September 03, 2002
I think my most interesting physical feature is my lack of a discernable neck. In the front it looks like there may be something holding my head up, but then you look at the back and it's like, back... back... back... HEAD! Whaa? Wait? It's some sort of freaky optical illusion. My back just grows directly into my head, like some little old ladies you see.

School makes me depressed. Why is it so boring? Why do I always get depressed after the first boring day of boring school, and come home thinking about how I have no neck?

Back, back, back, head. It's the worst game of duck-duck-goose ever.

Voluptuous and heavy, voluptuous and without a neck.