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Thursday, August 15, 2002
Strange variation of the naked nightmare. It actually woke me up from sleep. In this one, a new version of the KITH documentary DVD was being released with new extras. Excited, I watched it for the first time with a large group of friends and family. The segment we were watching was directed by Scott, and I was thrilled to note that the footage he used took place at a party I had attended. Thrill turned to horror as I saw myself in a strapless gown, the top slipped down to reveal my horrifying, obese upper torso. The next scene showed me crouched naked in a shower, crying into a cell phone, "I'm going to sue them for mental cruelty!" The entire rest of the segment showed me, completely naked, making a fool of myself at the party as Derwood filmed it all for the world to see. Watching this DVD, I began to sob, "Why? I thought he liked me. Why is he doing this to me? Why?" Tara tried her best to comfort me but I fled in tears, looking for my cell phone to call Ade. I sobbed my story on the phone to her. "I've always wanted to be fucked by Scott Thompson, and now I have!" I cried.

The funniest part of this dream is the idea that they would let Scott direct a segment for the DVD.