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I had a fight with my sister. And I feel sorry that I threw the CD she made me into the gutter somewhere on Bleecker street. She made me mad. But I feel sorry about it.

I got Gina cupcakes from Magnolia Bakery, and, blah blah blah, Kirsten and I had a fight, blah blah blah. I hope she enjoyed her Key Lime Pie.

Gina made me watch Deep Impact. To be fair, she kept saying that I didn't have to watch it if it would upset me, but I kept saying it would be fine. It is fine, even though everything that happened in the movie is going to happen in real life in seventeen years. I have until that time to find out the proper way to shoot someone in the head so that they die instantly, to spare myself and my loved ones the horror of living through a Deep Impact-like situation. The only thing that really upset me was when New York got destroyed and then Morgan Freeman made a speech at the end about unforgotten heroes and rebuilding cities. Then I watched M*A*S*H and I felt fine. I definitely have a Hawkeye crush, but now I am certain that I have a B.J. Hunnicutt crush as well. I just do. Leave me alone. He's wonderful.

Why are you in Tavie's head? 2:28 AM | shower me with attention