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God dag! Beautiful Swedish morning and snowbunny still asleep. Lack of overpowering traffic noises is refreshing, like being in Disney World. (Ah, finally, the inevitable comparison!) Am slowly getting used to this confounded Swedish keyboard, with the ä where the apostrophes should be. So this is six am after a natural and fulfilling sleep! Hello, sir! Hello, six! How are you? How's it cooking, sir?

This is the Swedish Spa Vacation I've been dreaming of. My Swedish masseuse slumbers, the Swedish sun shines into her kitchen, where for some reason she keeps her computer (where does she eat? In front of the tv like any good American! We have taught her well!)

Lesson one: if the box says apelsin juice on the container, it doesn't contain what you expect; nej, sweet and refreshing ORANGE juice lurks within!

I think I'm gonna like it here!

Why are you in Tavie's head? 12:41 AM | shower me with attention