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I'm watching Gypsy. I really love this movie, I really do, but there's a line that really frosts me. Yes, it sure does frost me. Natalie Wood says, "They're young girls, Mama! With blonde hair they could be pretty young girls!"

Shoo'. If blonde hair was all it took to be pretty, chile... nope, I'd still never do it.

Gina and I watched three more episodes of Queer As Folk today and it sho' was fine. But, please, take heed: do not call me a fag hag. I abhor that term. I will tell you what a fag hag is: it is someone who likes someone solely based on their sexual orientation. That's prejudice, and I don't like it. Leave me out of it. You know who you are.

Oh, my new favourite phrase is "big nelly bottom". I can't stop saying it. That and "poop". No, the two terms aren't in any way related. You leave me out of that, too, thank you very much.

I want to be an Emmett Honeycut, but I know in my haht of hahts that I'm a Ted Schmidt.

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