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Today I was very, very bad and called in "sick" from work. But Kitana made me get up and I have been studying. In fact, just a short while ago we were both sitting in the living room: I was on the tufon reading Feminist Morality and Kitana was on the Lay-Z-Boy reading the Marquis De Sade. Tee-hee. Tee-hee.

And now, by popular demand, a short listing of the courses to be offered at Tavie U.

Belting Like Ethel Merman 101 - Learn how to scream obnoxiously in public. This will be co-taught by a Very Fine Pardilla.
Singing Like Julie 101 - BECOME Julie Andrews! You don't need to be English, or polyp-ed, or thin-- you just need to learn how to contort your face properly to squeeze out the right inflections. Let Professor Tavie show you how.
Creative Loafing - Advanced level. Departmental permission required.
Loud Whistling 101 - Fulfills core science requirements.
Swamp Talk 101 - Professor Ade will help you fulfill your language requirements by teaching you how to talk like Pogo. What the ever-lovin' blue-eyed...
Methods and Materials for Advanced Fandom Participation - Departmental permission required.
Introduction to Canadian Studies - We were lucky enough to steal a highly respected professor from U of T for this one. Classes fill up quickly, register today.
Teenage Genius Seminar - Dr. Frank and Dr. Funk will be instructing this 3-week intensive-study seminar.

That's just a small sampling.

I have much more to respond to, but it will have to wait until after I study some more. Kitana just gave me another Warning.

Why are you in Tavie's head? 3:11 PM | shower me with attention