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NewsRadio is on tv now. How curious. Is it always on 11:30 pm Friday nights? I had no idea. It's a good one. Jimmy gives everyone but Matthew a Miata.

I want to deck the halls but I'm not terribly motivated to go through the crawlspace. You all wish you were over here with me right now, making green-and-red paper chains and watching NewsRadio

I am trying to cast the people I know in the mythical fairy tale of my life. I have my own ideas of what everyone is, but I need some help with my own casting. Do you think I am more hulking, or squat? If I am hulking, I am a gentle-hearted, foolish ogress; if I am squat, I am a kind, bumbling troll maiden. (In case you're wondering, in my head I've already cast a pixie, a sprite, a mysterious princess, an Amazon warrior, an Oracle, a winsome hobbit maiden, a decievingly sweet sorceress, and an evil magician. Some of you may even be able to guess who you are, but I ain't tellin'. And since I'm the only person who would read this far in my blog, it doesn't really matter.)

(Okay, Goose is the Evil Magician. But I ain't tellin' the rest.)

Why are you in Tavie's head? 11:56 PM | shower me with attention