31 sucks!!!!!!!!!

i don't like it...not one bit. my body keeps aging but my mind doesn't and i am no closer to getting married and having children. it seems that i am probably going to have a mini-"midlife crisis" sparked by my birthday from here on out.

i am 64-78% ho...or mostly ho! maybe my boss was right. she tried to "pimp me out" the other day. the medical assistant, amy, who works for the guy i like, came down to transcription and complained about this cockamamie new rule he'd established whereby she can only run errands throughout the building at the very beginning of the day or at the very end of the day. his reasoning is that if she is not at her desk it puts him behind (this is a man who is *chronically* behind...and who also stands outside the exam room doors and silently scans them until someone reminds him which room he just came out of). so she told my boss and myself she thought she would get him a 'ho for christmas (or hanukkah, in this case) cause she figures that's what he needs to get this stick out of his ass, metaphorically speaking. my boss points at me and says "she'll do it". so amy asks me, "how much are you?" i replied, "three months' salary, right here" and pointed at my ring finger. even my own boss thinks i'm a ho. at least now i know it's not that much of a stretch. here, brucie! : D

minor update on my former band...it is now down to two original members. the drummer, jim, officially quit although scott had another drummer lined up and would have found someone to fire him eventually (the man has consistently proven that he is a chickenshit). and as of this past weekend, melissa is no longer in the band, taking the brand new replacement drummer, a friend of hers, with her. she has turned out to be an immature backstabbing bitch. three weeks ago, she gave mike a long lecture about missing too many practices (pot...kettle...black) and that if he missed one more practice he's out of the band. later mike finds out (first through scott and then after talking directly with melissa) that she wanted a friend of hers to be the guitarist so was manipulating things to get mike kicked out. after mike found this out he asked scott if melissa had anything to do with my getting kicked out. apparently scott replied that melissa was "60% responsible". that's not how i see it but now i know that melissa was no friend of mine. now scott and mike are trying out a friend of jana's...but mike's pretty much lost all enjoyment he used to get from the band. the countdown is getting closer to blastoff.

a bad case of verbal diarrhea from Cheryl 19:40