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How is it possible not to be a fan of this guy? Witness his latest exposition:

Abercrombie & Fitch presents the former, where the man is inspired by the handsome, young boys' boisterous display so that he wants to join them in their nudity and in their quest for heterosexual sex...

But my favourite part is:

while the men are the object of the girls' (and the viewer's) lustful gaze, they retain their oppressive manliness...

I love the phrase oppressive manliness. I will try to use it often.
"Get your oppressive manliness out of my face!"
"You just take your oppressive manliness elsewhere!"
"Bring that oppressive manliness of yours over here..."

He's back, and his keyboard's blazing! I could read his scholarly papers all night. He should compile them; The Schni Scholar? MattJournal? The Pink Pen? Hm, no. Oh! I know! It would be called: Oppressive Manliness.

Yes!

Why are you in Tavie's head? 1:23 PM | shower me with attention