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I've made a deci-zhun. We are now a pork-free household. We are now Jewish!

No, that's not it. My deci-zhun is: Cheryl must come down next weekend in honour of my 22nd birthday. Even though I think the weekend after is technically closer to it, because the weekend after I'm goin' to DISNEY WORLD. So, yeah. Hear that, Cheryl ? You have to come here.

Another thing: When I went to see The Anniversary Party, which is rated R, the other night, the girl behind the counter would not sell me a ticket until I showed her some ID. That's right, I got carded at the movies. Apparently I do not look over 17. I was very pleased by this. A year or two ago I would have been annoyed. Not now, nay. I cherish it. Extend my yoith as much as is humanly possible, please. Give me a bib, a kiddie menu, a booster chair. I have the body of a 79-year old woman, but the face of a 16-year-old girl! What an apparition I am!

Erica was funny. She bought her ticket after mine and fairly winked at the ticket girl, saying, "I'm 21, too."

There was a character in the movie named America. This made Erica and I giggle. "Merica?" "No, Erica." "Oh, I thought you meant 'Merica. As in, short for America." That was five YEARS ago TOMORROW. Yikes!

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