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A couple of firsts in art class tonight:

1. First time I drew a naked lady. It was cool. She had poofy hair.

2. First time I caught someone sketching me on the sly. It was during a break and I was sitting on a stool, drinking a Diet Coke and staring into space, and I turned my head and saw this girl who's not a regular in the class, sitting on the floor across the room, drawing me. I caught a peek; it was also cool. No one's ever wanted to draw me before.

Also, Professor Swain made me stand in a pool of purple oil paint all night. He usually doesn't tell us where to stand but I guess he wanted things orderly for our first art model, so he directed me to the easel that happened to be directly above a pool of sticky, thick, purple oil paint. It got on everything-- my shoes, my paper, my bag, my favourite jeans. I think I was being punished for drawing "neanderthal lines". So I'm a little heavy-handed... does that mean I have to ruin my favourite pair of jeans?

Well, anyway, I like Professor Swain so I guess he dind't do it on purpose. But sheesh.

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