My cat wants to die...really, he does! He wants me to go completely and totally insane so that I will ring his loud assed, whining head right off of his body. I have music going so loud right now to try to drown it out and it isn't working. I was doing the chores that I set for myself for today and feeling pretty good about it, but now I am depressed and he won't shut the FUCK UP!

There he sits, so smug, because he knows I would never hurt him....