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I hate this building and I hate the New York Times. Every other week I have to call and have my newspaper credited. I think as a result of my complaints, they've started taking the apartment numbers off the papers, which are left on a common table in front of the elevator.

This has the brilliant effect of every thief in the building thinking the papers are fucking complimentary, so now they don't even have the guilt of stealing the paper with a particular apartment number written on it, they're all blank and therefore public property.

Why the fuck am I paying for this???

Why are you in Tavie's head? 1:41 PM | shower me with attention

Thursday, October 12, 2006

My mom's birthday is in five days and I have no idea what to get her. She has no Amazon wish list and never likes anything I get her.

Please email me ideas.

Don't reply in comments as she's a lousy snoop who is reading this right now.

Why are you in Tavie's head? 7:36 PM | shower me with attention

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

What is wrong with me?

Why are you in Tavie's head? 5:37 PM | shower me with attention

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Adam's been emailing me pictures from an old scrapbook he found. Check out this one of my dad from thirty-something years ago.

Spooky!

Why are you in Tavie's head? 3:04 PM | shower me with attention

Monday, October 09, 2006

Did I say it'll be here by Tuesday? I meant next Tuesday, apparently.

Why are you in Tavie's head? 7:13 AM | shower me with attention