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Oh, untold luxury! A Mac laptop without a gigantic crack on the screen (courtesy sis); a hotel that doesn't make you pay extra for wireless internet (FUCK YOU, DISNEY!) Coffee brewing over yonder!

We deserve every bit and more after that thoroughly miserable night on the train. I don't recall the overnight Amtrak trips of my youth being spent in seats without legrests. What is this horror? Oh, the cramped uncomfortableness. Kirsten mercifully let me take the window seat, because I could serve as her pillow, but she could not reciprocate.

Last night, as Tante Joan drove us to Penn Station, Kirsten got a mad hankering for donuts. Kirsten's mad hankerings are legendary (see biscuits and gravy, halfway down the page) and since we had plenty of time before our train left, we drove around looking for an open donut place. We found one which contained one of the cutest sights ever: a group of four teenagers, sitting around with coffee and donuts at an all-night Dunkin' Donuts, playing Dungeons and Dragons.

I'll have a maple donut, and a chocolate donut, and a glazed donut, and I cast your orc into the abyss with my magical sword of power!

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