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Tuesday, May 16, 2006
One Long Island Iced Tea makes me drrrrrrrrunk!

When I'm drrrrrrrrrrrrrunk I...

LOSE MY KARAOKE VIRGINITY!

It's the perfect place: a little-known bar under the Lemon Grass off University. Two other girls plus the bartender are the only people present. The girls are really, really drunk already. The menu is thick with showtunes, rich like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo... dung*. I suck furiously at my drink until Gina thrusts the mike in my hands. I reluctantly agree to be Glinda in "Defying Gravity" because she has like three lines. Then I brazenly start singing loudly and obnoxiously off of all of Gina's lines. We laugh like hyenas. All the way home. I get the hiccups.

Good times.


*What show am I paraphrasing?