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If anyone is planning to go see Poseidon, check out my two favourite moments:

1. The Big Reveal Moment when we find out Richard Dreyfuss is ***GAY*** at the beginning of the movie. He's on his cell phone, turns his head, and his diamond earring sparkles at us seductively. He immediately hangs up the phone and says dramatically, "He's leaving me!"

2. Moment when The Dillon* (starring as Two Dimensional Sleazy Guy, complete with tux and pencil moustache) makes a very obvious reference to Kurt Russell Swayze's role as Monkey Boy on Gilligan's Island. (I am the only one in my group who caught this, and yet I have never seen that episode of Gilliigan's Island, so I have no idea why I knew that, but IMDB confirms it.)

Man, that was a cheesy movie.

*Not Matt Dillon but clearly practically the same person. Brother, maybe?

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