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I've done it again! I keep doing this! From an email I sent today to a coworker (specifically, Brando):

DFW laughed at me today because I have ruined YET ANOTHER SHIRT by the way I rest my elbows on the desk. That is literally EVERY SHIRT that I wear regulary to work except for the one I bought most recently. EVERY SINGLE (almost) WORK SHIRT I OWN HAS A HOLE IN THE RIGHT ELBOW. DFW said that this is a common phenomenon among the guys, particularly salesmen, and that I’m the first girl she’s seen it happen to.

Does that mean I’m almost a dippity-doo? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN????

I don't care, I'm still wearing the ripped shirts. I can't afford new clothes. Perhaps an assortment of colourful elbow patches is in order. A sort of sad scarecrow look.

It's not fair. Dammit.

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