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Stole from sarah. Fun.

Go to your music player of choice and put it all on shuffle. Say the
following questions aloud, and after each one press play. Use the song
title as the answer to the question.

What do you think of me, iTunes?
"I'm Only Sleeping", The Beatles

Wow, iTunes really knows me well...

Will I have a happy life?
"Bookends", Simon and Garfunkel.

Okay. I have no idea what to make of that. If we can use the song lyrics to answer the question, I'm fucked. ("Preserve your memories/they're all that's left you..."?)

What do my friends really think of me?
"Really Rosie", Carole King.
So my friends think I'm a child posing as a self-absorbed diva...

Hmm.

Do people secretly lust after me?
"Visit the Moon", Ernie (Jim Henson)

Yeah, that's what I thought.

How can I make myself happy?
Alan Rickman "Sense and Sensibility" sound clip: "Nor is the earth the lesser, or loseth ought, For whatsoever from one place doth fall, Is with the tide unto another brought: For there is nothing lost, that may be found, if sought."

Ummmm?

What should I do with my life?
"Everybody's Got the Right", Assassins Broadway cast recording

Wow. I should kill the president? That's what iTunes thinks I should do with my life?

Why must life be so full of pain?
"Alas for You", Godspell 2000 CR

I am so gay. Look at these songs.

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
"Miracles from Molecules", Disneyland Space Mountain Soundtrack

Okay, obviously my iTunes collection is useless for this game.

Can you give me some advice?
"What You Feel", Once More With Feeling Buffy musical episode soundtrack

That one's pretty good actually.

What do you think happiness is?
"One Little Spark (Imagination", EPCOT soundtrack

God, I've got to clean out my iTunes a little bit. This is just sad...

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