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Who needs to go to a club for a foam party? We had one right here at the Penthouse!

We don't know how it happened that foam started pouring out of the dishwasher and wouldn't stop for an hour, but the theory is that someone left some Joy in a cup and that I put the cup in the dishwasher without looking. Anyway, Joy somehow got in the dishwasher and the result was a kitchen full of suds!

We fixed it but it took a long time and was very messy.

Why are you in Tavie's head? 4:02 PM | shower me with attention

Friday, August 27, 2004

I eat a lot of acidic foods. Drink a lot of coffee. Chew a lot of Rolaids.

Last night I had something called a Vietnamese Bloody Mary, which was a Bloody Mary with enough chili paste and horseradish to blaze a trail through your innards bright enough to light your way home in the dark.

Good stuff.

Why are you in Tavie's head? 9:54 AM | shower me with attention

Wednesday, August 25, 2004

Bea Arthur Causes Terrorist Scare at Airport!

Oh, Bea!

Why are you in Tavie's head? 11:16 PM | shower me with attention

"Date of birth: 3/1986
Former employer: McDonald's
Job title: Assistant Manager
Reason for leaving last job: Getting too old"

Oh my god. I laughed and laughed.

Why are you in Tavie's head? 4:14 PM | shower me with attention

I've needed a new purse (actually, large shoulder bag) for some time now, but instead of just buying some basic black thing with a zipper, I've been doing stupid things like comparison-shopping and searching eBay.

Worst yet, I've gotten a craving for a Le Sportsac, just because I borrowed one from someone once and liked it.

How ridiculous. Like I have money to spend on fancy bags. Someone throw a canvas sack at me and take away my wallet.

Why are you in Tavie's head? 11:14 AM | shower me with attention

Yesterday I saw a disappointing movie (why, Stephen, why?) with a non-disappointing cutiepie or two. Then Kitana and I had a drink, except that I had two, and now I have learned that 2 drinks= I get on the wrong subway, end up taking a cab across the bridge in horrendous, horrendous traffic so that the ride ends up costing ten times what it would have cost me to simply take the F train in the first place.

Good martinis though.

Why are you in Tavie's head? 9:19 AM | shower me with attention

Tuesday, August 24, 2004

Sis and I saw Jason from Mother on the subway this morning. Reading a magazine, looked like The New Yorker. And looking hot. Although still sporting cheesy moustache.

Why are you in Tavie's head? 10:53 AM | shower me with attention

Monday, August 23, 2004

Mm, taste the toxicity. I can practically see the green miasma funking up every surface of this place. Emotional Agent Orange. It just ain't good for nobody to be living at home this long, not nobody not nohow.

Why are you in Tavie's head? 10:20 PM | shower me with attention

Alan Alda to join the cast of The West Wing!

Why are you in Tavie's head? 10:59 AM | shower me with attention

Last night I dreamed I was riding a motorcycle around a wooded island. It was amazing.

Maybe I want to learn how to drive a motorcycle. And move to Scotland. Chew on that.

Why are you in Tavie's head? 9:06 AM | shower me with attention

Te semper amabo, Magister. I don't know where A- came from, you, most compassionate of all professors. Gratias maxime.

Best. Teacher. Ever.

I told you, he grades on intent.

Why are you in Tavie's head? 8:19 AM | shower me with attention

Sunday, August 22, 2004

Some people
are very against the use of the phrase "flip the floppity floo".

I laughed and laughed.

Why are you in Tavie's head? 7:42 PM | shower me with attention

I got the new Elfquest graphic novel, The Searcher in the Sword. Long-anticipated, it was the first new Wendy-and-Richard-only story in a long time.

I was pretty disappointed with it. The story felt unfinished, there were too many loose ties in a story that looked like it was meant to feel self-contained, and I found the art disappointing. I think something about the inking, or maybe Wendy's over-reliance on Photoshop to do her shading for her. The blurring effects, too. And, ugh, Most of all, the lack of detail was disappointing.

I'd been anticipating this too much. I was a bit let down. It was still nice to have a new story, though. Expensive, but nice.

Why are you in Tavie's head? 3:20 PM | shower me with attention

I don't got nothing to say.

Why are you in Tavie's head? 3:18 PM | shower me with attention