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So I guess the most interesting thing that happened today was that the elastic in my underwear gave out, and I was wearing a skirt, and trying to walk through the subway tunnels and hold up your underwear at the same time is a very strange thing.

When I got to school I took off my underwear. Then I spent the rest of the night Going Commando. In a skirt. Which was a first. I kept thinking, "Can anyone tell? Do they all know?"

Of course they couldn't, because it was a long, black skirt, but it felt... weird.

I suppose the second most interesting thing was the Department Dinner. I'm only three days into my job but I got to order the most expensive thing on the menu on the company's dime. I got a drink, too. It was awkward because we are a department made up of people who sought our positions precisely because none of us care to interact with other people, and thus my sister carried most of the conversation, but it went okay, I guess. And I was carrying the secret knowledge that I wasn't wearing any underwear.

Cough, please go away. Please please please.

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